May 2012
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The 'yes or no' game.
nocturnepixie: You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no. So bored. I apologize.
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My hat ma
Stephen Fry: Do you know what Mahatma means?
Alan Davies: It means, 'Can I have my hat please, Mother?'
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QI
Stephen Fry: Our sperm is the smallest cell in the body. What is the largest?
Alan Davies: The womb?
Stephen Fry: The womb is not a cell.
Alan Davies: Well, it is kind of a cell for nine months.
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Anonymous asked: Do you want to be a father someday?
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Definitely...
Sometime in June, I am going to Chicago. Maybe for a day or two. Depends on if anyone comes with me.
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May 16th
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Need opinions...
Met a girl last Tuesday night. Thought she was awesome. She asked me to come out tonight and I said I’ll see what I can so. I found out I had the night off but didn’t say anything. Show up at the bar, surprised her and some mutual friends. Buy her a beer. Then she disappears with other female friend. I win shirt and a shot glass while they are away but give it to her upon their return. End of...
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nocturnepixie asked: 9, 11, & 20. (:
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TMI Tuesday (late)
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
50. Ask anything. : ]
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